God Bless The GOP by JG Hertzler sung by Pat Roberston on a 700 Club Fundraiser

If tomorrow we pay gotta pay 10 bucks for a gallon of gasoline
The rich get richer, the poor get worse, like the weather in New Orleans
Still I’ll thank my God and his Son who speaks directly to me
Remember its all just intelligent design, God Bless the GOP.
I’m proud to be a Republican, at least I know I’m right
All you Godless Dems go “F “yourselves, just shut up and see the light
Then you’ll proudly stand up with your sign that says “God Really Hates All Gays”
All we really need to makes things right are a few more Tom DeLays.

And that's just a small taste of our song. If you'd like to hear more, send your dollars now to Pat Robertson. He'll use the funds to support a private coop to oust President Chavez or to pump up Mr. Rove's Spin Machine or help Tom DeLay with his lawyers' fees. Oh yes, I hear our Majority Leader Mr. Frist in now in leagel trouble as well. So in Jesus name, let's bail him out too because as you know, if he did do illeagel acts, it was to betterment of our cause and he was most likely lead by the Spirit as the Spirit does and only leads the GOP. Therefore any illeagel act commited by any and all GOP memebers is and should be excused. In any event, trust that your money will go to good use. All in the name of our lord. Lord who? you may ask. Lord only knows.